More samples from Leo Rosten’s Giant Book of Laughter. These are from a section called How’s that Again? Lovingly collected from newspapers, magazines, talk shows…

Reverend Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.

These premises will shortly be opened as a cafeteria, with courteous and efficient self-service.

The jury’s verdict showed they were of one mind: temporarily insane.

Tom Mix and his wonder horse, Tony, are featured. In some stunts, Tom shows almost human intelligence.

He and his wife have left for Florida. We all hope they will like their trip and stay in Miami.

We note with regret that Mr Yost is recovering after his serious operation.

A stray bullet killed one bystander slightly.

The doctor felt the man’s purse and said there was no hope.

The police reported that the victim suffered at least two broken legs.

I live so far out of town the mailman mails me my letters. Henny Youngman.

Dance hall marquee: Good clean dancing, every night, except Sunday.

He was an engaging little dog, said an observer with a curly tail and a friendly manner.

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.

-See Leo Rosten’s Giant Book of Laughter, Bonanza Books, New York, 1985. This hardback was 573 pages.

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